We’ve seen it all, and heard it all. There are some common themes when it comes to women in the throes of labour, so don’t worry about what you say when you’re in pain, scared, confused, high on gas and air and generally don’t want to be there. Apart from the odd curveball, these are the most common sayings and phrases we hear all the time from women giving birth. Recognise yourself?
I can’t do this
I want to go home
I want an epidural
This isn’t working!
I’m sorry
It’s hurting
It’s really hurting
It’s not stopping
I need a break
I need the toilet
Help me
Get it out
Pull it out
I don’t know what to do
I can’t move
I’m so tired
I feel sick
I’m going to be sick
Don’t touch me
Rub my back
No not there, there
Don’t leave me
I really can’t do it
No-ones listening to me!
Is my baby OK?
I’m sorry
Please ladies, don’t apologise (I know it’s in twice, it’s so common) – for swearing, shouting, getting pain relief, squeezing our hand, thrashing around, making a mess, being sick, not shaving your legs, not brushing your teeth – whatever it is it’s natural and normal, and we really don’t mind, it’s part of the job. When you say the gas isn’t working, it usually is, it’s just the pain is increasing, or your body’s tolerance has increased. When you say you need the toilet (poo) it’s usually the baby’s head pressing on your bowel and a sign things are progressing – we get excited and get things ready. We also don’t care if you say all these things and more, it’s one of the few times in your life you’re vulnerable, scared and in pain, and we’re there for you, we understand. We may have heard it all before, but we know it’s all new and frightening for you and we’ll be on hand to reassure and comfort you. Trust us, we’re midwives.
