I am Sam
Sam I am.
That Sam-I-am!
That Sam-I-am!
I do not like
that Sam-I-am!
Do you like
seeing women breastfeed in public?
I do not like them,
Sam I am.
I do not like
seeing women breastfeed in public.
Would you like them
here or there?
I would not like them
here or there.
I would not like them
anywhere.
I do not like seeing breastfeeding in public.
I do not like them,
Sam-I-am.
Would you like to see breastfeeding
In a cafe?
Would you rather they
sit on a toilet?
I do not like them
in a cafe.
I prefer they sit on a toilet.
I do not like them
here or there.
I do not like them
anywhere.
I do not like seeing breastfeeding in public.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you let them
in a pub?
Would you let them breastfeed
with grub?
Not in a pub.
Not with grub.
Not in a cafe
Only in the toilet.
I would not like to see breastfeeding here or there.
I would not let them breastfeed anywhere.
I would not support breastfeeding women.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Let them eat! Let them eat!
Here they are.
I would not,
Could not,
In a car.
You may see them
You won’t see much
You may like them
In a tree!
I would not, could not let them in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be.
I do not like them in a pub.
I do not like them with their grub.
I do not like them in a cafe
I’d rather they sat in a toilet
I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like seeing babies breastfeed.
I do not like them, Sam-I-am.
A train! A train!
A train! A train!
Could you, would you support breastfeeding on a train?
Not on a train! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not in a pub.
I could not, would not, even with grub.
I will only support breastfeeding in the house,
I will not tolerate breastfeeding here or there,
I will not tolerate breastfeeding anywhere
I do not like seeing women breastfeed.
I do not like them Sam-I-am.
Say! Here in the dark? Here in the dark?
Would you, could you, in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, could you
in the rain?
I would not, could not in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not on a train.
Not in a car. Not in a tree.
I do not like them, Sam, you see.
Only in a house. Not in a pub.
Not in a cafe, not with grub.
I will not tolerate them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
You do not like
seeing women breastfeed their babies?
I do not
like them,
Sam-I-am.
Could you, would you,
with a goat?
I would not,
could not,
with a goat!
Would you, could you,
let them on a boat?
I could not would not support breastfeeding on a boat.
I will not, will not. with a goat.
I will not tolerate it in the rain.
I would not like it on the train.
Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I do not like them in a pub,
I do not like them, even with grub.
I will not support breastfeeding in a cafe.
I do think they should sit in the toilet.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like them anywhere!
I do not like seeing breastfeeding babies!
I do not like them Sam-I-am.
You do not like seeing womem breastfeed in public.
So you say.
Let them! Support them!
And you may find they’re quite discreet.
Support them and you may, I say, normalise breastfeeding how it’s meant to be.
Sam! If you let me be,
I will support them. You will see.
Sam!
I do support women breastfeeding in public!
I do! I support them, Sam-I-am!
And I would be happy to see them breastfeed in a boat…
And I would let them with a goat…
And if they needed to, in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
Breastfeeding is so natural, so good for babies, you see!
So I will support them in a pub.
And I will support them with their grub.
And I will support them in a cafe.
And I won’t make them sit in a toilet.
And I will let them here and there.
I will support them ANYWHERE!
Be like Sam. Support women breastfeeding, wherever their babies’ need it. Mothers and babies can’t be confined to the house. Breastfeeding is not just every 4 hours. Breastfeeding can be done discreetly and is best for baby. The more we see it, the more normal it is. Adapted from Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.
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