Would you breastfeed in a pub? Would you, could you, support it?

Would you breastfeed in a pub? Would you, could you, support it?

 

I am Sam

Sam I am.

 

That Sam-I-am!

That Sam-I-am!

I do not like

that Sam-I-am!

 

Do you like

seeing women breastfeed in public?

 

I do not like them,

Sam I am.

I do not like

seeing women breastfeed in public.

 

Would you like them

here or there?

 

I would not like them

here or there.

I would not like them

anywhere.

I do not like seeing breastfeeding in public.

I do not like them,

Sam-I-am.

 

Would you like to see breastfeeding

In a cafe?

Would you rather they

sit on a toilet?

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I do not like them

in a cafe.

I prefer they sit on a toilet.

I do not like them

here or there.

I do not like them

anywhere.

I do not like seeing breastfeeding in public.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Would you let them

in a pub?

Would you let them breastfeed

with grub?

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Not in a pub.

Not with grub.

Not in a cafe

Only in the toilet.

I would not like to see breastfeeding here or there.

I would not let them breastfeed anywhere.

I would not support breastfeeding women.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

Would you? Could you?

In a car?

Let them eat! Let them eat!

Here they are.

I would not,

Could not,

In a car.

 

You may see them

You won’t see much

You may like them

In a tree!

 

I would not, could not let them in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like them in a pub.

I do not like them with their grub.

I do not like them in a cafe

I’d rather they sat in a toilet

I do not like them here or there

I do not like them anywhere!

I do not like seeing babies breastfeed.

I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

 

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you support breastfeeding on a train?

 

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!

 

I would not, could not in a pub.

I could not, would not, even with grub.

I will only support breastfeeding in the house,

I will not tolerate breastfeeding here or there,

I will not tolerate breastfeeding anywhere

I do not like seeing women breastfeed.

I do not like them Sam-I-am.

 

Say! Here in the dark? Here in the dark?

Would you, could you, in the dark?

 

I would not, could not, in the dark.

 

Would you, could you

in the rain?

 

I would not, could not in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train.

Not in a car. Not in a tree.

I do not like them, Sam, you see.

Only in a house. Not in a pub.

Not in a cafe, not with grub.

I will not tolerate them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

 

You do not like

seeing women breastfeed their babies?

 

I do not

like them,

Sam-I-am.

 

Could you, would you,

with a goat?

 

I would not,

could not,

with a goat!

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Would you, could you,

let them on a boat?

 

I could not would not support breastfeeding on a boat.

I will not, will not. with a goat.

I will not tolerate it in the rain.

I would not like it on the train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like them in a pub,

I do not like them, even with grub.

I will not support breastfeeding in a cafe.

I do think they should sit in the toilet.

I do not like them here or there.

I do not like them anywhere!

 

I do not like seeing breastfeeding babies!

 

I do not like them Sam-I-am.

 

You do not like seeing womem breastfeed in public.

So you say.

Let them! Support them!

And you may find they’re quite discreet.

Support them and you may, I say, normalise breastfeeding how it’s meant to be.

 

Sam! If you let me be,

I will support them. You will see.

 

Sam!

I do support women breastfeeding in public!

I do! I support them, Sam-I-am!

And I would be happy to see them breastfeed in a boat…

And I would let them with a goat…

And if they needed to, in the rain.

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

Breastfeeding is so natural, so good for babies, you see!

 

So I will support them in a pub.

And I will support them with their grub.

And I will support them in a cafe.

And I won’t make them sit in a toilet.

And I will let them here and there.

I will support them ANYWHERE!

 

Be like Sam. Support women breastfeeding, wherever their babies’ need it. Mothers and babies can’t be confined to the house. Breastfeeding is not just every 4 hours. Breastfeeding can be done discreetly and is best for baby. The more we see it, the more normal it is. Adapted from Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss.

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1 Comment

  1. April 6, 2017 / 3:38 pm

    thank you a lot for your information,
    I think I will not confused anymore whenever I see breastfeeding

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